100 years ago the Mechanics Magazines showed where men and even pre-teen boys built their own radios, cars, shops, etc.; some time ago I saw a Popular Mechanics mag article that devoted several pages to how to put a spare tire on.

You have got to be ****ing me. There OUGHT to be any number of people qualified to replace those struts. I've done it and it isn't hard; I made my own spring compresser but many auto parts stores loan them out. The parts cost would be but a small fraction of $900, thus making it well worthwhile to do.
BTW, any shop that does an alignment on a car with bad/worn suspension parts is not worth two ****s.
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