What do you look like?

[JanGeo]

Ha Ha Ha what's a brush? No really it doesn't need brushing unless you destroy it with all the chemicals in hair care products. I just rinse with water and once in a while some Polysorbate 80 scalp cleaner. The beard is really easy too - just comb it after rinsing with water. Food doesn't really get into it much - once you learn how to eat with a fork/spoon.

[The Toecutter]

So long as your hair's oil remains distributed relatively evenly, it won't need a brush. If you wash all the oil out, it will. From my experience, long hair is best washed about once every 3 days with lukewarm water.

JanGeo's beard kicks ***. I look forward to scaring little kids for when I get to be that age!