Lol, seriously. Because of all the negativity of the Hummers, maybe they'll become rare collector items in the future
There are just some people that drive a vehicle because they like it. End of story. I'm thinking that you're one of those drivers and I respect that. I think the H2 is a cool looking vehicle myself. I just couldn't be brave (or deep pocketed enough) to own one.
The biggest thing that comes to mind about saving fuel with your H2 is a simple concept:
Limit any running of the engine other than propelling the vehcile. You could save lots of gas simply by not letting it idle. As soon as you start the SUV, start moving. If you're stopped at a stoplight that you know will be red for a while, shut off the engine, etc.
Also, your vehcile will have massive amounts of wind resistance, so keep your speed low on the highway... even less than 55 mph if you can (I have a Geo Metro and I rarely go past 50mph).
Remember, even if your fuel economy goes from 13mpg to 14mpg, that's a lot more fuel
saved than say my car going from 54 mpg to 55 mpg.
Welcome to the site, and get your gaslog running!