I think this is the first "taunting" I've read at GS. Congrats, LiberalLoser!
If I were you though, I'd forget about the Escalade.
You could have far more fun in an H1 Hummer (diesel), which you could power by rendering all the bunnies, kittens & puppies in your neighbourhood! Think of the statement
that would make!
They're making biodiesel from
chicken processing waste, after all.