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Originally Posted by OdieTurbo
Yay! I love that show! Though I sometimes doubt their methods
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Sometimes?
Seriously, I really really think their "scientific tests" leave a lot to be desired! They seem to not care one little bit as to how accurate their "tests" reflect reality.
This was (most forcefully) driven home to me, when "Myth Busters" did their (so-called) tests about "zombies". Now, anyone who has actually studied what happens with this grizzly process (and out of morbid curiosity, I have followed some of the reports done by respected researchers that have looked into this), knows what is really going on is this:
1) Someone pisses off a local (Haitian?) "Witch Doctor" (who is really the local poisoner).
2) The "Witch Doctor" poisons the victim with a powerful nerve toxin. Now the exact formula of this "zombie powder" is still a well kept secret. However, it has been discovered that the main "active ingredient" in this "powder" is the venom of the puffer fish (which is known to be an EXTREMELY POWERFUL nerve toxin). In fact, the puffer fish venom (which has been studied a lot under controlled scientific conditions), is so powerful of a paralyzing agent, that it can easily kill. Furthermore, it's known that in controlled quantities, the puffer fish venom can induce a powerful coma that slows the body's vitals down so much, that it does a close simulation of death (to all but very careful tests for "death"). So all the "witch doctors" have figured out, is a controlled way to use the puffer fish venom to simulate death (with their "zombie powder").
3) The now (supposedly) "dead" victim is buried alive (because everyone thinks they really died).
4) Due to the nerve toxin, the victim needs much less air than a normal awake (or even a normal sleeping person) would. This allows them to live many times longer (on the air supply in the coffin) than an awake (or even a normally sleeping) person would.
5) Some hours (or in some cases days) later, the witch doctor digs up the "body", and now has a nice slave who everyone thought was dead (so nobody is looking for the "missing person"). Naturally, the "witch doctor" can continue to drug the victim, to keep them nice and helpless (and agreeable to any slave labor that is desired). Also, sometimes (even with the nerve toxin slowing their need for air), the victim still suffers some brain damage (while they are in the coffin) due to loss of air to the brain. This also often works for the "witch doctor", as the "zombie" is now more stupid (due to brain damage), and therefore even easier to control.
OK, that's what the scientific research on "zombies" actually says is going on.
So what did "Myth Busters" do? They put one of their crew AWAKE (with no drugs in their system) into a "coffin" (made out of clear plastic), and then watched how quickly they were using up air, and dug him out when the air got to a "dangerous" level (where brain damage could occur). They then concluded in a very loud voice, that they had "Busted" the "Myth" of "zombies" (because their reasoning said that someone would suffer brain damage (or be dead) long before the "witch doctor" would be able to return).
Never mind that honest research on this subject knows about the nerve toxins (and the coma they induce), that can greatly lower the body's need for air (to a small fraction of the air needed for the "normal respiration" that "Myth Busters" was testing). And also never mind that "zombies" don't necessarily make it out of the process without brain damage. So "Myth Busters" totally ignored
2 different key factors, that made their test pointless, as a test for the validity of this "Myth". And yet, they still happily proclaimed "Myth Busted"...
Personally, I find "Myth Busters" to be more show, than science. Yes, they may sometimes "luck out" and actually do a little real science. But in general, their "methods" are so suspect, that I take anything they say with a huge salt mine...