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I actually had a conversation about this with a friend one night while drinking... It is funny that they came up with that....
Here is what i can remember of what we came up with.
Jesus would drive a Chrysler
Maybe a sebring, an older one.
With mexican style writing on the front window that says Christler
It would run on holy water, Which would shoot a rainbow from the exhaust. And all of the emissions would cure cancers, aids, and STDs.
If someone was in his way he would simply honk his horn and the car would respond "I am the way, the truth, and the light"
When he turned on the headlights, the sebring would respond "Let there be light" Immediately shining the light of god through the dark of night.
On the rear of the vehicle would be a cross shaped wing.
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Order some golf shoes, otherwise we might never make it out of this place alive.
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