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Originally Posted by theholycow
...or lactocarpaphobia, the fear that the milk might get one's fingers in it.
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I have this. How am I supposed to drink the milk after fingers have been in it?
Never mind the sludgy icing/chocolate-cookie mix at the bottom...these are HUMAN HANDS we're talking about here!
Just kidding. Although to be honest I was afraid to dip my Oreo's in milk until I was 28 years of age thanks to my mother. "Don't put your fingers in that milk, dip half the cookie in or just don't dip at all if you can't do it right!"
So yeah. I thank my wife for un-doing that phobia for me. I also thank her for teaching me that gum does NOT stay in your stomach for 7 years after you swallow it.