My mommy has always told me that I was special, so I don't see why there is anything wrong with helping other little boys and girls be just as special as I am!
Like a Mercury Grand Marquis? I always feel special when I drive one.
You didn't so happen to get the super extra luxury package that comes with an anal thermometer, did you? That thing might have broken off inside of you or spilled inside of the car which is why that car would make you feel so special.