How I Helped Swing the US Presidential Election

[ChewChewTrain]

Unless you live in Florida, each of us gets one vote. How can one measly vote help my candidate?

Then I thought, what would UK/Paul do?

So, after plastering my 27 year old, Civic with VOTE FOR HILLARY and SHE'S WITH ME signs, I drove around town like a drunken fool, honking at other cars, wiping the side of my car clean on pedestrian rumps, and shouting profanities at everyone that they had better vote for Hillary! Felt good.

And, that is how ChewChewTrain singlehandedly influeneced the US Presidential election.