This is what they say to me or to another woman while I am present and they know I'm there. These are my age, who I am friends with or want to get to know better
1. Don't pick up, he's not cool.
2. I couldn't understand your voicemail except for the part where you ask to call back,.... I don't do that.
3. His teeth are ****ed up, eww.
4. He's ugly, lol
5. Some other time.
6. You're too young for me, How old are you???
7.Her: So where is **** and tell him to call me back.
Me: I'm not your ****ing secretary, call him yourself.
8. Hey!! Compaq!!!

(This is 2 days after turning me down when I asked her out)
9. So how you been?*blows nose on her own sweater*, My response:

I'm

been

good, fine
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