Week and a half to go before the 3,000 mile trip to Florida. I've done more work on the Great White Whale in the past month and a half than I've done on cars for the past 10-15 years and frankly (you don't mind if I call you Frank?) it's running pretty sweet for 12 year old minivan. I've got a catalytic converter on its way and hopefully I can get it in and not have the engine light staring at me for 15 straight hours. Each way.
I want to put a belly pan under it. You crawl under the Whale (which I've done a lot lately) and you see what looks for all the world like a sled. The bottom of the van is flat with some longitudinal hat sections and some cross reinforcing between two walls that almost enclose everything underneath. Like a 20 gallon gas tank. And the muffler and resonator. And a five foot axle with springs and sway braces and brake plumbing. And a full sized spare tire. And the trailer hitch receiver...Oh my!
Now the signs of desperation are starting to show. There is just enough stuff hanging down to prevent stretching rigid panels from side to side. (That would simply have been too easy) So I bought two 4 x 6 foot tarps. (< $5 at Harbor Freight) I'm going to try and stretch them underneath.
The requirements are:
1. It has to be removable on the road without having to go underneath. All secured points have to be reachable from the side and back.
2. It can't trap hot air from the engine or exhaust pipes under the floor (and slowly cook us).
3. It can't flap or drum.
4. I have to be able to get the spare tire out.
The plan is:
1. Start at the bottom of the firewall and angle back to the front of the gas tank (the first major obstruction underneath). That should provide a shallowish entry angle.
2. Cut an opening around the exhaust pipe to; a) keep the tarp from melting; b) let some air into the enclosure to keep the temperature down. Note that the catalytic converter is between the engine and firewall and not under the car.
3. Run it continuously underneath the rear axle securing it to the hitch receiver (eliminating that as a drag source). Chafing gear under the rough rusty axle should keep it from abrading.
There are a plethora of attach points on the sides to secure ropes to. Attachments behind the axle will have to be shock cords to keep the tarp taut while the axle moves. I don't think it will touch the exhaust pipe or mufflers because the axle will hold the tarp down.
I was not going to do anything under the engine. Between the oil pan, transmission pan and the cross beam between the tires, it's surprisingly flat down there as it is. I was going to attempt to fair over the bullseye grill for further streamlining (time permitting), which is going to increase temperatures in the engine compartment. It will be August and the air conditioner WILL be running.
So. Do I qualify as certifiably crazy or what?
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