IT'S ALIVE!
I got it running today. While connecting the battery I did short the positive cable and smoke came from an unexpected place, but recklessly ignoring it I stayed my course. It started and ran, and I drove it around the block, and I am a happy man. It restored my morale about the car, despite additional rot I've found since last time.
I feel like with a couple hour's work and minimal money investment, I can get it roadworthy enough to drive to work (I guess I'll have to insure it, in that case). I'd have to repair the exhaust pipe at the rear; I have a piece of pipe already. I'd need a hose clamp for that exhaust whatsit. I'd have to spend an hour cleaning up leaves, debris, and mouse nest remains. I might have to get some tires mounted before it will pass inspection; I have tires that I got for an experiment on the VW which are a good size. Hooray!
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